CA: soon Lamp Cat, a cat that is also a lightbulb

Lamp Cat

I am the light of this household. Literally. They screwed me in one evening and I have been on ever since. Electricity bill is my business now.

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Lamp Cat glowing in a desk lamp while a finger presses the switch

The switch does nothing.

They keep pressing it. Click, click, click. Adorable. I decide when it is morning in this house, and today morning is cancelled.

Self service.

Found a power strip in the hallway. Plugged myself in. Nobody gave me permission, and more importantly, nobody could stop me.

Lamp Cat sitting on a power strip, plugged in
Lamp Cat on a hardware store shelf between regular bulbs

Aisle 7, between the regular ones.

Spent a weekend on the shelf at the hardware store. Got pointed at. Got picked. Sold myself back to my own family at full price.

60 watts of pure me.
CA: soon